France in the rain 2018
Ipswich farewells: Friday 11 and Saturday 12 May 2018
Kicked off the holiday with Redan Street friends upstairs at the Arb. Sarah and Peter generously provided two platters of fantastic grub. Mary Phibbs couldn't come so we had a farewell glass with her on the Saturday. A big thank you to all.
Going south: Calais to Sanary-sur-Mer in Provence
Off we go: Monday 13 May
Arrived safely. Emerged from the Tunnel to the sight of miles of barbed-wire fences and a small group of black migrants making their way along the central reservation on the busy Paris-Calais motorway.
Tuesday 14 - Friday 18 May
A few days of exploring battlefields and memorials. We began at Agincourt in chilly mist but were soon sunning ourselves in the Somme valley. Have visited the most famous memorials here and some little local ones too which 'only' commemorate a thousand or so young men. We were, at the end of three days, in the lucky position of being able to leave the Great War behind us. Off to gay Paree.
Saturday 19 May
Paris was exciting - but could only take a morning of it. By train and metro we visited the first house that le Corbusier designed in Paris, the Statue of Liberty, the Eiffel Tower and la Grande Arche at la Defense.
How Parisian is that!
The first house le Corbusier designed in Paris - all straight lines and curves with colours to emphasise the shapes.
Chartres (Whit Sunday 20 - Tuesday 22 May)
From our first view of the cathedral in the distance as we tanked down the N10, we could see it was magnificent and special. And so it proved to be - the portals, statuary, stained glass, its age and size and the colourful light inside.
A Whitsuntide pilgrimage, over ten thousand strong, arrived singing and cheering and entered through the West Front. Bells, clapping, singing, the faint whiff of incense. (Chartres cathedral)
An overwhelmingly joyful afternoon, even though soldiers were on duty, automatic guns at the ready. (Chartres cathedral)
Loire Valley
Hang on a minute - large flat wheatfields, sugar beet, watertowers. Are we back on the Shotley peninsula? No - It's la Beauce - famous for being flat and fertile (and boring in an interesting way if you're only passing through).
Camping next to a Sylvanian-style castle, we rode our bikes up and down the Loire in the sun. Yes, this was the place where we came across some doggers! (Sully sur Loire)
Auvergne
Torrential rain, thunder, mist and mountains for what seemed like days and days. Between the downpours, we visited some great places but the overarching theme was wet, wet, wet. No electricity for some nights. Looking at the short and medium range weather forecasts, we made a quick exit from the mountains, planning to make our way to Provence to dry out and warm up.
Paul prepares to cook scones on a wet Monday afternoon in the mountains.
Fontes, Herault
A lovely couple of days biking round vineyards and country lanes. Still dodging violent thunderstorms and torrential rain.
I'm practising my wine tasting skills (Fontes)
Pezenas, Herault
A gorgeous campsite - lush vegetation, swimming pool and the sun is out for this weekend only. Adjacent motorway noisy but who cares.
Squid stuffed with spicy sausage in a strong fishy sauce bought this morning at Pezenas market for our tea. I think I might stick to cheese on toast tonight.
My holiday dress - £8 off the market this morning
Hardly a splash at all. (Pezenas campsite pool)
Pont du Gard
Technical report at the three week stage of the trip
Garmin GPS abandonned. Emily, the GPS voice, is a dozy tart. Using iPhone over a bluetooth speaker which keeps falling off the dashboard.
Automatic gearbox playing silly buggers.
Plumbing needs dose of salts to clear it out.
Toilet malfunction (further details embargoed).
Otherwise, all systems good (except the weather).
But an unexpected bonus at this wonderful place - Paul could have a swim.
St Remy de Provence
Van Gogh was in an asylum here and painted some of his most famous paintings around about e.g. starry, starry night. Nostradamus was born here. But the best thing was an archaeological site inhabited by Gauls and Romans for centuries. Apparently, the mega-rich and super-chic come to this town but why? Nice enough but so what?

Came here via the tunnels of Marseille so just saw the outskirts and the harbour with ferries for Corsica lined up. Stayed in Fontvielle for several nights an aire with the best chemical toilet disposal facilities in France. One of our favourite overnight places.
An amazing installation - Picasso's paintings projected over the walls and ceiling of an abandonned quarry, all to a great sound track of music. (Les Baux)
Chateauneuf du Pape
Another rainy Monday, but this time in posh wine country
Le Drome, including Mary Phibbs' village
Here I'm striking my French philosopher's pose as I rest against a chapel door. The reality was I had just done a 'family walk of medium difficulty' that nearly killed me. Thank God Paul found me a stout stick for the descent.
We climbed the highest castle keep in France. Amazing views from the top. Less attractive are the campsites - perfectly nice and pleasant but full of people our age who stare and don't smile or say hello except to their fellow countrypeople. (Crest, le Drome)
Our last stop in this beautiful departement was at Tain l'Hermitage on the Rhone. It's a noisy campsite in a noisy town. Big news here - I had my legs waxed en francais. We also did a monumental bike ride along the river- 25 miles in high heat along the river to Valence and back. My electric bike ran me over while Paul was on the phone to Joyce Dumper so I have a magnificent bruised (but unhairy) right leg - no photo available.
Luzinay, near Lyons
Watched World Cup match - France v Peru - in a crowded caff. Good fun and probably the first time we have ever watched a whole football match on telly. We have now run out of steam. Rather homesick and with a faulty gearbox, we have decided to come home.
Arras (twinned with Ipswich)
Last night of the holiday spent in a tiny, crowded aire. Paul, in particular, just needs to be back in Suffolk and away from the madding and maddening crowd.
Magnificent squares in the Flemish style in the middle of town. Perfect for a beer.
Ipswich (twinned with Arras)
Home sweet home. What a trip!